hobbitts:

not stoned, just slightly pebbled

(Source: hobbitts2)

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dopeprojects:

shwagerr:

I follow back

Dopeprojects.tumblr.com

dopeprojects:

shwagerr:

I follow back

Dopeprojects.tumblr.com

(Source: boobsbuttsandbodies)

849 notes

A drink a day keeps the shrink away.
Edward Abbey (via kushandwizdom)

1,103 notes

If I treated you the way you treated me, you would hate me.

405 notes

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

764,620 notes

lavender-lovee:

I think about this a lot. How everyone is having a very unique earthly experience. Everything is just you and projections of your perception. Nothing really exists. We are all one, just having different trips

lavender-lovee:

I think about this a lot. How everyone is having a very unique earthly experience. Everything is just you and projections of your perception. Nothing really exists. We are all one, just having different trips

(Source: calebostgaard)

183,814 notes

sofapizza:

naughtywater:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

He’s ready.

the time is nigh

sofapizza:

naughtywater:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

He’s ready.

the time is nigh

470,956 notes

avatardedpotterhead:

dicksconnected:

i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because:

  1. NO one thinks theyre for you
  2. actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u
  3. nobody thinks theyre for you calm the fuck down

4. they’ll probably assume you have a girlfriend

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